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- Hur vet man att en advokat ljuger?
- Hans läppar rör sig.
Inskickad av: Per (4/2 -2003)

Mannen nervöst till sin advokat:
- Jag kan inte betala underhållet den här månaden. Kan min hustru begära mig tillbaka då?
Inskickad av: Pontus (9/2 -2003)

Advokaten till den dödsdömde: Min bäste klient, jag skall göra allt för att få Ert straff ändrat.
Den dödsdömde: Och hur mycket tar Ni för det, om jag får fråga?
Advokaten igen: Jag är generös, det blir inte mer än Er kvarlåtenskap.
Inskickad av: Martin Skarman (9/3 -2003)

21 är inte/väntar på att bli godkända!

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